Ahoy Matey! Welcome to the Cap'n's Great Grand New Groove! Aye, this be the dwelling of the Brethen of the Coast for centuries and it is recently rebuilt for the Cap'n! What dat? Drinks? And ye may lay to that! There'll be grubs 'n rums 'n wenches! Arrr!
Avast! That be the Cap'n Booty Vault! Nobody steps in there or you be swabbing the deck for five moons!
Pay no attention to Jolly Roger. He has no power on land! Hahahhaha!
Grrr you found the birds! They be handsomely roasted, ain't they? Come have some!
What dat? Oh that be the theatre. Me show ye later.
Now let me show yer the Cap'n's secret chamber first! (No fear! He be out with his wench today!)
This be where the Cap'n meet with his close brethens.
That be the Cap'n bath. Yo ho ho look at the steams 'n bubbles... Now belay that! No jump'in in unless ye want to be flogged!
This be the Cap'n's bed. What dat? Ahh that smaller bed be for his wench when she's naughty. Hahahaha!
/smack What ye say? Now ye go walk the plank! Just kiddin! Hahaha. That saucy wench ain't no fool and ye don't wanna insult her. Now let me show ye the theater. Downstairs! Smartly!
Ye think dead man ain't sing no chantey? Yer be surprised! Dead men perform here very night! What? Ye see no dead men on stage? Use yer deadlights, matey! Right there behind the mandolin, see?
Grrrr, ye found the bar already! Can't hide anything from ye! Go go go! Get yerself drunk! Gangway! Me be checkin on other guests now...
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